MY LOCO LIFE
by Lee McClain

THE RULES OF FASHION
DO design a sexy, one-of-a-kind dress to win a scholarship to the fashion institute in Madrid so you can get out of the foster-care system once and for all. Bonus points if that dress helps attract the attention of your hunky new neighbor.

DON'T let on you don't know Spanish, even though everyone assumes you're a native speaker.

DO enlist the help of hunky neighbor to bring over his sister's Spanish Cosmos for a little private tutoring. You might learn a lot more than a new language.

DON'T let jealous girlfriends, pushy parents, or a quirky computer game get in the way of making your dreams come true.