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PRINCESSES
DON'T SWEAT
Kaz Delaney
MADELINE DOWN UNDER
You’re an uptown New York über groover who finds herself dumped in Australia with your mom and her Internet fiancé. Do you . . .
a.
Start to sweat. Like, what gives this strange guy the right to kiss your mom
in public?
b. Hate the country on sight. Everything’s backwards. They do
Christmas in the summer. And your life is in mortal danger! Every critter
with more than two legs has a hit contract out on you. Aaack!
c. Despair of your soon-to-be stepbrother. Practical jokes involving
sugared cockroaches are so not funny.
d. Meet the man of your dreams. Mitch is your own Aussie shake: one
part Russell, two parts Hugh, one part Heath. That’s high calorie loooove.
. . . And if he’d only hurry up and remember your name you could start
planning your fantabulous future together. (Helloo?! Keep up here! Do we have
to do everything in Outback time?)
e. Find the happily ever after in this Never Never Land.