Super 16
Jaz Abbott

THE TOP FIVE WAYS NOT TO CELEBRATE YOUR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY:

1. Drive your mother's boyfriend's sheriff car into the river.

2. Accuse the team quarterback of setting the school on fire.

3. Tell the League of Liberty that superpowers are so yesterday.

4. Freak completely when your boyfriend tries for second base.

5. Explode your sadistic orthodontist's drill on purpose.

Blowing out the candles is the least of Jessie's worries.